Horsmanistan

I was sick yesterday, one of those intangible "something's not right, and only a down comforter and lots of One Piece can fix it"-type bugs. Around ten at night I was feeling much better, but then Erica said "Your eyes look really sunken, and you've got dark circles under them. Did you drink plenty of fluids? Are you dehydrated?"
Well, this merited closer investigation. So I went to the bathroom and checked myself out. Sure enough, my eyes looked like two little marbles sitting on the edge of two little mud puddles. The brain being what it is, I saw that and immediately felt worse.