Monday, March 31, 2003

The National Dance

1)Put hands on hips, turn face to the right.
2)Shake it a little (not your face, "it").
3)Turn face to the left.
4)Shake it some more (still talking about "it").
5)Blush, remove hands from hips, put in pockets.
6)Look down at feet.
7)Kick an imaginary stone.
8)Mutter something about not being good at this kind of expression, you being mainly a verbal person and all.

It's a great way to keep in shape! Plus if you don't dance, we beat you!

(Just kidding, that stopped back in '79. The ambassador will tell you about the riots sometime.)

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