Monday, April 07, 2003

"Satisfy y0ur woman, you pindick"

Your ambassador is flabbergasted. Not only is my inbox overrun with spam, said spam is now hurling abuse at me. Is this the future face of guerilla marketing? If so, I have some winning suggestions:

"Buy this product, you sniveling worm"
"Inadequate? Of course you are"
"Buy and your death will be quick and merciful"
"Free rug burn with purchase"

The weather here is, well, totally retro. Walking through the blowing snow, I spied a confused robin hopping about. Apparently he didn't get the memo about spring in Michigan and how it often isn't.

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